Congress is looking out for YOU!
The planet is NOT dying.
Wall Street is NOT headed for another meltdown.
Indiana LOVES everybody.
The middle east is NOT a terminal mess.
Education is NOT being cut to fund tax breaks for the ultra-rich.
Corporations are NOT considered as citizens by the SCOTUS.
A ginormous asteroid, destination Earth is NOT on the way.
The middle class in America is ALIVE and THRIVING.
Immigrants really ARE the source of all Amerikkka's problems.
California has PLENTY of water to grow all those fruits and vegetables we have become addicted to.
Tax cuts to the rich CREATE lots of jobs through the well-proven trickle down effect.
Evangelical religious Bible thumpers really want EQUALITY and LOVE for all.
The Keystone Pipeline really WILL create a lot of jobs.
Obama really IS a Muslim intent on destroying amerikkka.
P.S. April Fools!******************