I do remember Hillary's 2008 announcement "I'm in to win." Bet that one was market-tested to death.
So tomorrow {{Sunday, Sunday at US 30 drag strip!!}} will she echo and say "I'm in to gin it up?"
I really don't expect her to say anything memorable. Verbally, Hill has always been like tofu that has been rained upon. Despite the desperate "AND I AM A LOVING GRANDMA!" update added to her lukewarmly received "Hard Choices" (remember when cutting brush was "hard work?") the verbal gerbils are unlikely to spin, but the where....
Never a fan of H. Rodham, and still not willing to say I'm resigned to her--I do concede we have a year and a half of the Hardly a Choice Presidential Campaign (copyright) ahead of us, it behooves me to exhaust myself with the game of where/how The Announcement (The Annunciation!) will transpire.
A few thoughts on This Cookie is Not Stale:
Hillary will announce in a redacted email. (I so wish she could go campy on herself.)
There will be an animation of Hillary playing Twister with the hands and feet on Illinois, Arkansas, New York and DC images, respectively.
Rockin' chair in Chelsea's bazillion dollar apartment in NYC.
Park Ridge.
Wall Street.
Wellesley.
Chelsea. (either one)
Playing tennis with one of the Williams sisters.
Eleanor Roosevelt's grave.
Anywhere, with Devil With a Blue Dress On playing.
Frequent flier commercial.
A photograph of her in a bathtub.
Posters with her face superimposed on Frida Kahlo self-portraits.
A Shining City on The Hill.
I invite you to do much better in this contest.
And don't forget to mention the snacks you are making for the Big Day.