Feel the need to edit. This post and the tweet below are jokes.
As in not to be taken seriously.
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DONALD TRUMP: the sun. It's very small. America's bigger, folks. I love itMAGGIE HABERMAN: While to us reality appears ineluctable, the president doggedly commits to a different course: one less grounded in veracity, but compelling to his followers and frustrating for opponentsâ John Miguel McCauley (@Mickey_McCauley) October 19, 2018
DONALD TRUMP: the sun. It's very small. America's bigger, folks. I love itMAGGIE HABERMAN: While to us reality appears ineluctable, the president doggedly commits to a different course: one less grounded in veracity, but compelling to his followers and frustrating for opponents
HILLARY CLINTON: The Sun is big, what in the world is he talking about MAGGIE HABERMAN: As Clinton prepares for her 2020 campaign, her more traditionalist take on the Sun provides President Trump with a useful - and familiar - foilâ halloween-themed counterfactuals (@counterfax) October 19, 2018
HILLARY CLINTON: The Sun is big, what in the world is he talking about MAGGIE HABERMAN: As Clinton prepares for her 2020 campaign, her more traditionalist take on the Sun provides President Trump with a useful - and familiar - foil
NEW YORK TIMES: we asked the residents of a small-sun +40 district in Arkansas to tell us why they still support Trump. âÂÂThe sun is smaller than America if you do your researchâ said one women wearing a âÂÂThe Sun Is Smallâ hat.â Marty Shannon (@Marty_Shannon) October 20, 2018
NEW YORK TIMES: we asked the residents of a small-sun +40 district in Arkansas to tell us why they still support Trump. âÂÂThe sun is smaller than America if you do your researchâ said one women wearing a âÂÂThe Sun Is Smallâ hat.
Trump apologists: What he *meant* was, the sun is very small *compared to other stars* such as Beatlguese and Rigel, whereas America is bigger than many foreign countries, such as Puerto Rico.â Obligate Bibliovore (@joe3barrera) October 19, 2018
Trump apologists: What he *meant* was, the sun is very small *compared to other stars* such as Beatlguese and Rigel, whereas America is bigger than many foreign countries, such as Puerto Rico.
SUSAN COLLINS: âÂÂThe President and Senate Majority Leader assured me that he was mis-quoted, and would never make an incorrect statement of fact.â â then goes to Senate floor, votes âÂÂyesâ on US is bigger than sun law changing all textbooks to reflect this âÂÂfactâÂÂ.â Bennihana (@Bennihana70) October 20, 2018
SUSAN COLLINS: âÂÂThe President and Senate Majority Leader assured me that he was mis-quoted, and would never make an incorrect statement of fact.â â then goes to Senate floor, votes âÂÂyesâ on US is bigger than sun law changing all textbooks to reflect this âÂÂfactâÂÂ.
HANNITY (the night before): lying Dems'll tell you the sun is big. It's the biggest thing in the solar system they'll say, then wheel out endless scientists, paid for by Soros btw, & not 1 of them will prove to decent Americans why my thumb's bigger than the sun when I hold it upâ PoliticalPuncture (@PoliticalPunct1) October 20, 2018
HANNITY (the night before): lying Dems'll tell you the sun is big. It's the biggest thing in the solar system they'll say, then wheel out endless scientists, paid for by Soros btw, & not 1 of them will prove to decent Americans why my thumb's bigger than the sun when I hold it up
ANYONE: (Insert statement here)MAGGIE HABERMAN (Thought Bubble): "I wonder what Dennis Milleresque-like words I can use to confound people, make them think I've given this any actual thought and have a valid point to make without actually saying anything of value at all?")â Bart DeBear (@T4booboo) October 20, 2018
ANYONE: (Insert statement here)MAGGIE HABERMAN (Thought Bubble): "I wonder what Dennis Milleresque-like words I can use to confound people, make them think I've given this any actual thought and have a valid point to make without actually saying anything of value at all?")
I heard Twitter increased its character limit so that Maggie could fit her mental gymnastics in without using the word âÂÂlieâÂÂ. Do you think thatâÂÂs true?â Doubting Thompson (@DoubtngThompson) October 19, 2018
I heard Twitter increased its character limit so that Maggie could fit her mental gymnastics in without using the word âÂÂlieâÂÂ. Do you think thatâÂÂs true?
Trump's ass is bigger than the sun. Trump's ass is, unfortunately in the USA. Ergo....â durrati (@durrati) October 20, 2018
Trump's ass is bigger than the sun. Trump's ass is, unfortunately in the USA. Ergo....