Michael Cohen has been dominating the news these past few days. Things got curiouser and curiouser when it was revealed that he has but three clients: The Occupant of the White House, Elliott Broidy, and Sean Hannity.
Being desperate for a CUA topic, with time running out and with Neeta pacing the floor and refreshing the queue every five minutes, I came up with this idea.
[editor’s note: lol]
If your personal attorney had just two other clients, whom would you want those other two clients to be? They can be notoriously good people, notoriously bad people, famous people, or totally unknown people. Your pick.
Since I get to go first, the field is wide open for me. Such are the perks of a CUA diarist (which helps make up for the sheer terror of a looming deadline). Okay, my first choice is former President Jimmy Carter. His hometown is a scant 90 miles from where I live. Carter has done so much good around the world that conservatives have (almost) stopped saying awful things about him.
Okay, I don’t have any pictures of President Carter, but here’s a pic of Billy Carter’s gas station, where reporters once hung out in hopes of hearing words of wisdom from the President’s brother.
Now for my second choice. I grew up in the same town as Rush Limbaugh. Why not pick him? Okay, I can think of several hundred reasons off the top of my head. Let’s go with someone more beloved, if a bit misunderstood. How about the legendary logger, Paul Bunyan? He gets dragged into court with great frequency by the anti-logging crowd. I can serve as a character witness, if he’d ever ask.
And no, I don’t have a picture of Paul Bunyan, either. But here’s one of the famous Muffler Men. This dude might have started out as Bunyan, but has been promoted and repurposed to be The Man Upstairs.
Okay folks, let’s hear your choices. As always, this is an open thread.
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1. idlemoments, organizer (kosmail him to connect)
2. Irna Landrum, Daily Kos Activism Staff
3. slapshoe
4. RickNelsonmn
5. mockingjay
6. norselandc
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