Kittens start fire by peeing on fax machine.

MSNBC: Kittens use fax as toilet, spark house fire

Yes, it's terrible when peoples' homes catch fire, but isn't this the funniest way possible?

And it's probably even more terrible that my immediate thought was "Awww, cute kitties!"  Thankfully, they're safe.

And remember...

"If you have a cat, or a dog for that matter, be careful where they urinate," Oyabu said.

Instead of fax machines, teach them that it's OK to pee on yard signs advertising the local Republican for Congress.

And in other news: The ice cream man sells weed! Boy, I appreciate Mr. Frostee more than ever.