Since many of us here are reveling in the ex-Majority Leader's indictment today, I thought we could all celebrate with a good ol' fashioned round of Tom DeLay's momma jokes.
Rules:
- You must have a sense of humor. Outrage need not apply.
- See Rule #1.
- Please be as offensive as possible.
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Tom DeLay's momma is so fat she rolled over a dollar and made 4 quarters.
Tom DeLay's momma is so dumb she heard the radio say it was chilly out, so she ran outside with a spoon and a bowl.
Tom DeLay's momma is like a doorknob -- everyone gets a turn.
Tom DeLay's momma is like the bus -- 50 cents for a ride.
Tom DeLay's momma is so ugly she looked out her window and got arrested for indecent exposure.
Tom DeLay's momma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Tom DeLay's momma is so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Tom DeLay's momma is so fat that when God said "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Tom DeLay's momma is so fat that when she was floating in the ocean, Spain tried to claim her as the New World.
Tom DeLay's momma is so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes."
Your turn.