And soon, John McCain will be able to do "a google" himself...

It was just over a week ago we learned that John McCain didn't know to how to use a computer:

I am learning to get online myself, and I will have that down fairly soon, getting on myself.

And now, in phrasing usually reserved for describing a toddler's ability to use the bathroom, a McCain spokesman says:

He's fully capable of browsing the Internet and checking Web sites.

I hope someone gave him a cookie.