From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE...
The Guns of Billo Are Silent
One year ago this week, Bill O'Reilly unleashed a load of diaper pudding against DailyKos, our upcoming convention in Chicago, and a convention sponsor.
Ever the pillar of journalistic integrity, O'Reilly cherry-picked a few Kossack comments that hadn’t quite been troll-rated out of existence yet, and then took a six-month-old diary completely out of context to brand Daily Kos "a vicious far-left Web site," "one of the worst examples of hatred America has to offer," and all of us as "hate mongers." (Never mind that billoreilly.com contained hateful smear comments like this and this and this and this that were allowed to fester on his un-moderated site. Some comments were so threatening that a writer at Huffington Post called in the Secret Service to investigate.
O'Reilly ended his July 16 Talking Points Memo with, "This isn't an ideological issue. If the company was sponsoring a David Duke convention, we'd do the same story. Hate is hate, no matter where it comes from."
Moments later he issued the coup de grace, telling guest Diane Brady of Business Week:
"This is hate of the worst order. It's like the Ku Klux Klan. It's like the Nazi party. There's no difference here!"
Bill O'Reilly had, out of the blue, declared war on us. It was like Christmas, Easter, Hannukah, Halloween, July 4th and our collective birthdays all rolled into one and smothered in gravy.
His tirades continued for two weeks to our great amusement (and thanks for the bump in traffic, Bill). Then on Friday, July 27---six days before the convention, O'Reilly promised to drive "the final nail" into our coffin, "...but it is disturbing so be forewarned." The following Monday he revealed a "shocking" photo that caused even his hard-core viewers to bust a gut. This was his attempt to get the presidential candidates to drop out of attending Yearly Kos '07 and destroy the Great Orange Satan once and for all:
"I'm now going to show you a picture that was posted on the Kos website for almost a year. The picture is very offensive and you might want to change the channel right now. I'm only going to show this picture once, but it is necessary to demonstrate what kind of haters these Kos people are and why no politician should ever legitimize them." ...
[Click here if you dare]
"Finally, a word to the Democrats, who will speak at the Kos convention. That is a huge mistake. ... Associating with haters is not going to bring you credibility, and voters will not forget. And that's the 'Memo.'"
Immediately following what appeared to be his first brush with Photoshop, O'Reilly tried to pin down convention-goer Senator Chris Dodd...and got the tar kicked out of him.
Later, after our convention had proven to be a huge success, Stephen Colbert stepped into the fray to put it all in perspective:
Bill O'Reilly clip: [Daily Kos is] like the Ku Klux Klan. It's like the Nazi party.
Stephen Colbert: Exactly! The Ku Klux Klan and the Nazis were both notorious for allowing people to express unpopular views in an open and free forum.
Markos appeared on the show as Colbert demonstrated how comments work in bloggerland:
Colbert: Nation, I recently went undercover as a Daily Kos blogger, registering under the discreet name of "notstephencolbert". Now I’m going to log onto my account right now and expose just how hateful this website truly is. [Colbert types into his laptop] Hungarians are dirty ghoulies who wash in peanut oil. Heil health care!
And...post!
Now let’s see what’s on Daily Kos today ... Oh my God! Hungarians are dirty ghoulies! I can't read this on the air! This is unforgivable! Let’s get this straight to this---what do you have against the Hungarian people?
Markos: It’s called an open forum, it’s called democracy, and sometimes some idiots get on there and write things on Hungarians.
Alas, things are different this year. As we prepare for the Netroots Nation convention in Austin, Bill O'Reilly's mighty guns are silent. Apparently fighting a gaggle of bloggers who possess the combined evil of the Nazis and the KKK and the Hungarian ghoulies and even Al Capone and Benito Mussolini was too much for the most-watched host on cable news, his millions of followers, and the bottomless resources of his giant national TV network.
But I have to admit: Billo's tush looks kinda sexy when he's running away.
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