ROFL: Gannon/Guckert VS. Talon News!
Fri Aug 31, 2007 at 06:30:22 AM PDT
UPDATE: So sad. Somebody's used the same domain name to spoof Talon News. Did a damn fine job of it too. :) Thanks for the tip, commenters.
For those who may have missed it, Talon News is back on the air, apparently since May 10 (or at least they have archives back to that point.)
But with the imminent arrival of his tell-not-very-much book I took a quick cruise through the site, and found the amazing headline "Gannon Threatens TALONNEWS" which I just had to read (Note: all comment-type punctuation is original:
August 26, 2007
NEW YORK: Former journalist(?) for Talon News and (former?) gay prostitute Jim Gannon is now trying to spread self-serving rumors that he used to work for the publishers of this web site.
Talon News is disavowing that Gannon/Guckert ever worked for them??? Rest of the article after the jump...
NY Times -- Why Not Team Up With Blogs?
Thu Sep 14, 2006 at 11:55:01 PM PDT
I've been thinking about this idea for a while now, but really began rolling it around after the recent successful effort by liberal AND conservative blogs to ferret out Sen. Ted Stevens as the mystery Senator who put a hold on the bill requiring a national on-line database of Congressional earmarks.
Major media should stop looking at blogs as competitors or collections of rabid political zealots, and instead view them as potential new tools which can help mainstream reporters and editors do their jobs better.
I outlined my thoughts in a letter to the Times online editors' forum tonight and welcome comments from Kos readers on the concept. The letter follows below the fold
New Development: The Kidnapping of Johnny Gosch
Sat Sep 02, 2006 at 09:12:22 AM PDT
TALON news-- No, no, no, not that one.
Sun Jan 22, 2006 at 07:29:20 PM PDT
See, all that time we were pursuing Mr. Jeff Gannon, ace White House reporter (yes, I jest) and his Talon News connections, we were tracking down the wrong TALON. Newsweek (via Raw Story) clears it all up for us in their January 30th piece The Other Big Brother.
How could we have been so mistaken?
2003 was just the year of the talon, so it seems. This TALON is a product of Wolfowitz and Rumsfeld.
In May 2003, Paul Wolfowitz, then deputy Defense secretary, authorized a fact-gathering operation code-named TALON -- short for Threat and Local Observation Notice -- that would collect "raw information" about "suspicious incidents." The data would be fed to CIFA [Counterintelligence Field Activity] to help the Pentagon's "terrorism threat warning process," according to an internal Pentagon memo.
Okay, I know it's probably just coincidence that Jeff Gannon's news outfit was anointed TALON on March 29th, 2003, a bare month before Wolfowitz's version.
But odd coincidence... and intriguing.
Bobby Eberle is running for vice chair of the Texas GOP
Sun Dec 18, 2005 at 08:08:19 AM PDT
That would be the Bobby Eberle who used to "publish" Talon News, which you may also recall was Jeff Gannon's employer.
Juanita of The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, reporting from Sugar Land, has the scoop:
Gannon calls Ron Reagan, Jr. 'twinkle toes,' Trashes Sheehan and MSNBC
Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:15:09 PM PDT
PageOneQ.com:
Former White House journalist Jeff Gannon posted a blog entry on the cancellation of Ron Reagan Jr.'s television show on MSNBC. In the post, Gannon refers to the TV host and son of the nation's 40th President as "twinkle toes" and as a "nancy boy." Gannon also calls Reagan, Jr. a "disgrace" to his namesake father.
Here is part of the post from Gannon's blog:
Nancy's nancy boy nixed
Ron Reagan, Jr., the embarassment [sic] that bears the name of one of the greatest American presidents is out of a job after his daytime talk show was mercifully cancelled last week. MSNBC put Reagan in the host's chair as the result of his election year masquerade as a "journalist" (btw, Twinkle-toes, what's YOUR journalism background?) proved to be a "stick in the eye" to those who revere his father.
And that's not all Gannon writes about. He doesn't have the kindest words for MSNBC or Cindy Sheehan,
Complete story here.
Talon News Where are You?
Mon Nov 07, 2005 at 09:00:42 PM PDT
Remember
Talon News? Remember how the owners said they would "redesign the web site, perform a top-to-bottom review of staff and volunteer contributors, and address future operational procedures" and be back online at some point in the future? Well, it seems that time has yet to come. Just a reminder of what a crock of lies that was. That Talon News hasn't come back online after nearly nine months should remind us that it was never anything more than a Republican front group designed to shill for the White House. It was nothing more than part of the White House's extended dis-information policy. Yeah, it's "news" but we shouldn't forget all the ways the Republican Party and the White House has corrupted politics and government.
Maybe someone should call up Rush and ask him what he thinks of Talon News now?
Gannon and Plame: In Search of a Straight Story
Wed Jul 06, 2005 at 06:53:41 AM PDT
by Philip Curtis
ePluribus Media
As the Valerie Plame outing once again enters the spotlight, former GOPUSA/Talon News Washington Bureau Chief Jeff Gannon's June 30, 2005, column re-characterizes the incident as a covert CIA effort to discredit the Bush administration. Dismissing the potentially felonious leak of a CIA agent's identity, Gannon once again offers a new version of the details of his own involvement in exposing a key memo in the investigation.
Jeff Gannon, as depicted in the June 2005 Vanity Fair (shown unattributed at Gannon's Web site)
The Thrust of Gannon's Argument
Gannon concludes, "No crime has been committed in the Valerie Plame case." He asserts that Plame, the alleged victim of the leak, "had an obligation to protect her identity, which it is clear she did not fulfill." As evidence of Plame's failure, Gannon asserts:
Talon News: Anatomy of a Kerry Smear Part 2
Thu Feb 24, 2005 at 08:31:01 PM PDT
This is an ongoing diary series wherein we explore the topic, "was Jeff Gannon/James Gucker's former employer, Talon News, a vehicle for the Bush/Cheney 04 campaign to conduct a whisper campaign against John Kerry, while birthing their own press releases as "news articles".
In order to evaluate this topic, I've laid out some key articles written by Talon News staff in a timeline. Part 1 covers the articles from June 16, 2003 through April 9, 2004. In Part 2 we explore Talon News articles written from May 21, 2004 (chronologically the next article in our timeline) through September 29, 2004.
Plame & PropaG: Gannon was GOPUSA Officer/Director
Sat Feb 19, 2005 at 02:44:07 AM PDT
Not only was "Jeff Gannon" (or whoever) a "reporter" (or whatever) for "news agency" GOPUSA (or Talon News or whatever), he also was either an "officer" or "director" as of
October 28, 2004. Or so Google cache tells us - grab that page fast! It'll be scrubbed by noon!
(I swear, by the time this story ends, the quote key on my laptop is going to be broken.)
But like everything else with this group's public face, it's malarkey. There are no "officers" or "directors" of GOPUSA other than Robert R. Eberle, at least on file with the Texas Secretary of State as of February 19, 2005. But apparently Mr. G was so esteemed by his former employer just four short months ago that his already pumped-up biography as "reporter" was turbo-charged with more sass and pizzazz by gracing him with yet another phony title (or two ... it's hard to tell).
And people, please, when visiting this page, take note of the sweet irony of the George W. Bush quote sailing above Mr. G's head: "What people can dream, people can do."
Plame & PropaGannon: Part X
Wed Feb 02, 2005 at 11:04:17 AM PDT
The Spectacular Rise of the Miraculous Mr. Gannon
Talon News registers its domain name March 29, 2003. The site goes live April 1, 2003, and on April 3, 2003, the pseudonomic "Jeff Gannon," with no journalism experience and with a $50, two-day seminar at a right-wing propaganda institute under his belt, is seated four rows away from where the most powerful - and most guarded - person on the planet makes his pronouncements.
Heady times indeed. Not to mention the fastest background check in the history of labyrinthine bureaucracy. Perhaps the speed of that background accounts for the fact that our hero doesn't have to use his real name and seems to have sprung up as a glorious, immaculately conceived creation of the right wing less than a year before.
Of course, it was Ari Fleischer answering questions that fateful first day and not President Bush, which surely must have been disappointing to such a rising star. We all must live with such disappointments, even the most gifted - and dare I say ... planted? - among us.