This morning I was thinking about how blind 51% of Americans are to who George W. Bush really is and what he wants to accomplish as President, which led me to ponder what it would be like if he actually had the power to carry out his entire personal agenda ... here it is in exaggerated form.

First of all, by law, all Americans will be soldiers because war can be waged at George's whim and we need one hella big military. The Italian Prime Minister slighted him at a dinner? Wham! Canada criticizes the US government's investment in new technology called 'gaydar'? Pow! Prince William says he likes hanging out with Jenna but doesn't think she's 'Queen of England material'? Zap! Plus, we will need a nation of soldiers to protect us from all other nations in the world, which George has pissed off one-by-one on a bet from Dick Cheney (He won $5.00 and a 'Staff 2001' baseball cap. Those silly boys!)

To stop the lies of liberal bloggers, the Net will be monitored by the 'Freedom of the Internets' committee led by Michael Powell, Jerry Falwell and the kind folks at Focus on Family.

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Like most of you, I'm totally exhausted. I've spent the last few months obsessing, blogging, writing, donating, and worrying. I believed the exit polls on Nov. 2 and gleefully sent emails to friends and family gloating over Kerry's win. Now I'm grieving, and that grief is equal to the pain I have felt when people I loved passed away. I fell in love with John Kerry, and although I worried about the mess he would inherit and ultimately be blamed for, I felt certain he would win. In my mind, men like George W. Bush and Dick Cheney who lie and promote hatred and bigotry would not be rewarded with a second term.

We know how that turned out.

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What are you looking forward to the most when President Kerry takes office? I was mulling this over last night, and these are at the top of my list:

-No more fake terror warnings

-No more lurching for the remote control so I can hit mute when Bush is shown on the news

-The end of stem cell research restrictions

-Having a President who will listen to more than one viewpoint on an issue and reach a decision based on intelligent analysis rather than religious conviction

-Having a President who values life and won't send our children into a needless war

-Having a President who represents my values

What's at the top of your list?