For the benefit of Mr. Bush
there will be a show tonight in Washington.
The hypocrites will all be there -
Late of Ronnie Reagan's fair, what a scene
Over men and dogs, leashes and hoods
and lastly over pyramids of real nudes.
In this way Mr. B. will conquer the world!

The celebrated Mr. B.
performs his feats on Saturdays at Gannongate
The Pharisees will dance and sing
as Mr. B. struts through the ring, don't be late
Messers B. and C. assure the public
their production will be  shocking and awesome.
And of course Condoleeza's  telling the truth!

The fun begins at ten to six
When Mr. B. displays his tricks, costumed head to toe
And mercenaries will demonstrate,
ten `terrorists' they'll interrogate at Guantanamo.
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight  Mr. B. is sending the bill!