UPS - Senator Hillary Clinton bit the head off a kitten, according to witnesses at a small fundraising event last night in Cleveland.  While sipping coffee at a supporter’s home, Clinton was asked how she felt about Barak Obama’s increasing poll numbers in the critical primary state of Ohio.  "I think that he better watch his back." she retorted snatching the kitten from under the coffee table and devouring it.

Ok, listen close all you Republicans because I don't want any Democrats to hear this.  No, a bit closer. Ok. Good.

Your ass is grass come 2008 (see Wikipedia, search: McCain) unless you do something drastic.

OK, here's what you do...

Wireservice.  Members of the country and western band The Dixie Chicks were reported missing this morning, according to Addison, TX police chief R. Davis.  "We can say that we received a distressed call from a neighbor that there was no answer at home.", said Davis.  "The building has been secured.  We have been informed to tell you that the band members are safe and being treated "humanely" at an undisclosed location."  Pressed by reporters for more information on the missing band members, Davis would only say that a typewritten note found at the scene said "You don't want to know".

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Those in the reality-based world may rightly point out, "What the Republicans say has little, if any, impact on Fitzgerald's investigation of the Plame leak and the resulting prosecution!"  How very true and reality-based of you.  But befouling Fitzgerald's case is NOT the ultimate goal of the spin coming from the Republicans.  There is a whole, big world of public opinion out there in America, and THAT is the target of the Republican's spin - to turn public opinion toward sympathy, if not outright groveling gratitude, for Rove.

What is this guy taking?

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The Gonzales fight is over.  We have, in fact, a torturer for Attorney General of the United States.

There are more issues to fight for and against.  The context of future battles with the Repubs should be Bush's constant deceptions and manipulations to con the American people into buying his next proposal and the buyer's remorse when the real facts come out.  The guy's like a shifty used-car salesman using bait-and-switch tactics.  Even his chuckle sounds like he's worried you may see through his con ("Heh, heh, heh").       More below the fold.