Did I stutter when I said that? Too Bad.
Having somehow "missed" a bunch of Trump support in the polls, ever since 2016, pollsters have been padding their numbers assuming they're missing 5-8% of the Trump vote. What they're REALLY missing is all the people who don't have land lines and don't answer cell phone calls from unrecognized numbers. You answering that spam call? Yeah, me neither. Did you watch the debate? Yeah, what a waste of an evening. I was watching a baseball game. Joe breathing? Yes? Voting for him. Not breathing? For how long? Still voting for him. Voting for an empty paper bag someone used as toilet paper during the pandemic as long as it's not the Orange Turd Emperor.
The too early, ridiculous cross tabs, July polls also fail to measure intensity accurately. No debate performance that very few Actual Voters even watched is changing anyone's mind about bodily autonomy and saving democracy from a fascist pig. Even the stupidest of polls show these Actual Voters remain committed to voting for Joe. On the other hand, I GUARANTEE those Maybe Voters who claim they won't vote for "Genocide Joe" are coming home to papa in November when the osmosis is complete and it dawns on them FINALLY that there are only two options available to avoid Actual Fascism and Actual Nazis and the only other option (said Turd Emperor) promises every day Actual Fascism and Actual Nazis and will raze Gaza to the ground and build hotels with the bones of those murdered Palestinian children they care so much about. Oh, and that Trump is gonna round up all supporters of Palestine and deport any that he can and lock up the rest. Even citizens. It's in Project 2025. I’m not joking man. Seriously! Oh, and the Actual Fascism and Actual Nazis and outlawed sex and porn and concerts and anything that’s not praising Dear Leader or attending the State Mandated Church of their choice. They will cut the malarkey and vote for Joe. The ones who Actually Vote that is….
“Joe Biden Looks Old. I Think I’ll Vote for the Fascist,” Said No One Anywhere Ever
Sorry, but the billionaire owned fascist friendly mass media and a handful of rich white guy Dem “insiders” and another small handful of rich white guy electeds/donors are not going to convince me there's even a tiny pool of voters who said, "Joe looks old tonight, I think I'll vote for the fascist." OR….”Joe looks old tonight. I won’t vote for him, but I will vote for (insert Unicorn candidate here). But if it’s Joe, I’m staying home and getting ready for fascism.” Even though even their own flawed stupid polls say no one really cares about the debate other than the billionaire owned fascist friendly mass media and some rich white guys with little to lose if fascism comes to America. Clearly Actual Voters do not. Sure, folks would like to see someone younger and sexier and more articulate (Obama so spoiled us!) and they'll tell a pollster that (if they can reach them!). But these people are voting for whoever (including the empty paper bag someone used as toilet paper during the pandemic) is not that spoiled brat Gold Plated Turd Emperor in Waiting. Which is currently...checks notes because OLD!!!….Joe Biden.
These Actual Voters ARE ACTUALLY VOTING 100% certain. For Joe Biden if he's the candidate. And he is. He's not leaving. Not. Leaving. Get over it. He's old. He forgets shit. He has a stutter. Not articulate. Not Obama. Not a Unicorn (see you in ‘28 Gov. Newsome!) Not sexy. Did I mention he's freaking old as shit? But he's a kick ass President, he's doing a great job running shit, our economy is the envy of the world, the primary is OVER and he won that primary with 95% of the vote against the guy who RAN ON Biden Old, he holds ALL the delegates, his name is on all the signs, posters, and actual ballots, and—most impoertant--all the bank accounts with like $220 million in them, which all say Joe Biden and he’s the only guy who can sign the checks AND he keeps losing the checkbook because….OLD!!! OK, he could turn the check writing over to Kamala, but no one else.
Which means, unless he radically changes his mind and hands it all over to Kamala, who is the only other actual option that’s even legally or logically/pragmatically possible here as no Actual Unicorns have stepped forward (and would have to start from Square One and wouldn’t be on any ballot anyway), Joe Biden is the Democratic Candidate for President. And unless you want to see American Democracy fold up its tent in favor of Actual Fascism and Actual Nazis, YOU WILL VOTE FOR HIM because there's no other choice. And if, as the New York “Biden Old” Times reminds us 192 times a day, he’s TOO old and if he can't complete his term...lo and behold, the fully qualified and AMAZING Kamala Harris is right there as VP to pick up where Joe left off. And as an added bonus, With No Added Fascism (TM)!
Never Post Crimes You Intend to Commit on the Internet like Arrogant Morons from Project 2025 Did
Roe changed all the math (see all elections in '22 and '23 for reference) and Project 2025 completely shits on all their plans as it turns out Actual Fascism and Actual Nazis are NOT POPULAR IN AMERICA. (Or England and France). These arrogant morons were arrogant and moronic enough to post their plans on the internet then share them with the voting public! As if Fascism and Nazis were somehow popular in America. Which they are decidedly NOT. Less popular than herpes and fire ants...or even fire ants with herpes! It's kinda like posting your plans to rob a bank on the internet, sending a link to the police, then acting surprised when the police waiting for you at the bank. (And Sting is nowhere to be seen!)
So...Don't be surprised when Biden continues to be old AND the Democratic candidate for President, the media continues to remind us that OMG BIDEN OLD!!! turned up to 11, 24/7, every outlet blazing all the way to Nov. 5....and Joe wins handily anyway while ushering in new majorities in the House and Senate. Not because he’s that great or Not Old or a Master Debater or Swimsuit Competition Winner (although he would against that Blue Suit Filled With Orange Whale Puke After Partying with the Dolphins) or any of this crap the billionaire owned fascist friendly mass media is trying to sell us. But because this election is not about Biden Old or even anything Biden related to Actual Voters. The 2024 Presidential Election is 100% about the Orange Menace Maniac Emperor for Life in Waiting that PROMISES Actual Fascism and Actual Nazis—both decidedly unpopular amongst Actual Voters in America who will crawl across nuclear glass in a freaking volcano to vote against him no matter who or what is running against him. Even Fire Ants With Herpes. Or Syphilis. Or Shingles. Or all of them. After getting puked up by a whale!
Old Man Makes Mass Media Look Stupid.
Meanwhile the mass media sees it's numbers continue their downward spiral because the plain fact is, their ship has sailed. We’re living in a new paradigm as different from the current model as the current model is from the days when (as the story goes) Walter Cronkite ALONE unintentionally chased LBJ from the 1968 race he probably would have won handily if he’d just stopped listening to his stupid generals, just by reporting the truth about the Vietnam War on the evening news. (OK, the story is debatable but I personally believe it because that’s how influential Walter Cronkite was. And his coverage DID completely change the way Middle America thought about the war).
We just don't need the billionaire owned fascist friendly propaganda channels acting as information gate keepers anymore and we’re not tolerating it because we don’t have to. There are still gate keepers out there (like Kos who is great at it!), but largely WE are all the gate keepers now. Putting out a quality, relevant, truthful, entertaining, informative product that’s well promoted? People will watch. Advertisers will pay. Putting out scurrilous lies, propaganda, and trying to intentionally remove the President just because you think you can? It might work for Faux Newz and it’s Clones, but they serve an Actual Death Cult made up of dupes and morons. All but 25% of us are just not that and the 25% is watching Faux Newz and its Clones, so what exactly are you actually even doing? Stupid is as Stupid does I suppose.
You’re gonna have trouble selling much soap and overpriced luxury vehicles with that shit. These days, our TVs are no longer connected to cable and rarely show us the commercials that keep the mass media on the air because we choose to pay subscriptions that cost less than cable, only give us what we want to watch and we don’t have to watch all of those insipid manipulative stupid commercials. So why would we read or watch billionaire propaganda anyway? I mean, you realize that about the same number of people watch Meidas Touch Network videos on YouTube as watch CNN live most times, right? New paradigm.
As the New York “Biden Old” Times is learning as its subscription base plummets (too little too late with Trump Dangerous Fascist but Biden Old both sider BS). As CNN discovers as its viewership and ad base further erodes as they continue to bully an old man from the presidency that millions of us just nominated to be our candidate. Because He’s Old!! News Flash!! Turned up to 11, 24/7, all the way to November 5. And it looks like all they’re doing is making Joe more popular, not less. Epic fail. And Walter’s turning over in his grave.
Joe is The Candidate. You Will Vote for Him. He will Win. Did I already say this? Guess I’m Old Too. Don’t tell the Times!
Honestly, there's no pushing Joe from the race. The cake is baked. The orchestra already engaged, paid, and warming up. And now we're gonna dance with them that brought us: Joe Biden. Of course, Joe would have a lot easier time winning and, you know, defeating Actual Fascism and Actual Nazis if his fellow Democrats would just remove all those knives from his back and STFU. Honestly. This isn’t going to win the election for ANY Democrats. In any universe. And Joe’s not leaving. Even after the voluptuous female soprano concludes her aria. Because he’ll still be President.
Huge Caveat!!!
Unless he decides to step aside, which is completely up to him and you can bet that decision will be based on hard data and not bed wetting. In which case, you can just replace Joe Biden with Kamala Harris or whichever Unicorn replaces him on the ballot (if that’s actually possible). We’re voting for that person…..
Based on all the Bed Wetting, I figured his poll numbers must be dropping like subscriptions to the New York Times. What do I know?
About to post this when I stumbled into the latest NPR/Marist Poll that was tied before the debate. Now 50-48 Biden. Way too early and nonsense as most polls in July, but shows an apples to apples trend. In any case, it plainly REFUTES the Sky is Falling polling narrative being sold by the billionaire owned fascist friendly mass media and a handful of rich white guy Dem “insiders” and another small handful of rich white guy electeds/donors. This stampede is CLEARLY not data driven. Makes me wonder if it’s just fear getting to these consummate professionals who have their jobs because they’re good at the Don’t Panic thing. Or is it something else. Hmmm….so many possible CTs to run with!
Now for a closing invocation from another famous stutterer….. Thanks for stopping by, Y’all!