*For context on this article, be sure to read The rotten avocados of the Resistance first
If you ask any member of Team Avocado why they believe everything Hepzibah Nanna tells them, the most common answer is usually “All her leaks and predictions have come true”. This is demonstrably NOT the case, but somehow when it comes to her predictions that never came true, they all seem to suffer from collective amnesia.
When predictions are posted on Twitter from the @SJLGuardians account, they are mostly in the following format:
Urgent Leak: A bombing or possibly a mass shooting will happen within the next three weeks. It will possibly be in Detroit, Atlanta, Washington DC, Chicago or Indianapolis. We are on full alert and are doing our best to prevent it.
All details are purposely kept extremely vague: The time, the location and even the exact occurrence. This enables her to claim that she correctly predicted almost anything. In the event that nothing happens within the given time-frame, there is always the “get-out-of-jail-free” card: “we are doing our best to prevent this”.
The first “prediction” that sky-rocketed Hepzibah to Twitter fame was posted to the (now suspended) @RogueLeaks account. It was posted on February 1, 2017 and read “On April 6 they plan to start WWIII”. The account was kept locked, so only verified followers could see the tweets. When Trump ordered the missile strikes on Syria on April 7 2017, Hepzibah unlocked the account, retweeted the tweet on her (now suspended) @OfficialNMP account, and proclaimed to the world that “Rogueleaks” had correctly predicted it.
Despite the discrepancies in the date and the actual content, the tweet was published in the Palmer Report, thereby supporting her claim that she had credible inside information from the White House. The link to Bill Palmer’s article was widely shared on Twitter, causing thousands of people to flock to her Twitter page demanding more inside information. She readily supplied more misinformation, for instance claiming that three nuclear devices had been hidden in three major cities in Australia, and would be detonated on April 20 2017.
Since Trump’s election, Hepzi has predicted on multiple occasions that he will be arrested “soon”. The imminent arrest is always right on the cusp of happening, and of course she is always central to the arrest.
@OfficialNMP, October 10 2017: Both Hepzibah and Robert have been asked to testify against key members of Trump’s posse and Robert himself is preparing to testify against Trump. #Mueller has asked the #WaPo and #NyTimes to hold off on his trafficking story until everybody is safe — and this is just about to happen.
(Despite Robert Mueller being almost pathologically tight-lipped, in Hepzi’s narrative he constantly leaked information to her)
Hepzi is not averse to posting conflicting versions of her predictions and leaks. On June 6 2017, she posted a list of 100 Twitter accounts, claiming that her “source in the White House” had sent it to her. They were purportedly the top 100 Twitter accounts that Trump hated so much that he had paid people to “harass” them. Two days later she re-posted the list, claiming that she’d made some typing errors the first time around. The screenshot shows the last 21 accounts on the two lists.
Hilarious side note: while she had always kept the identity of her “White House Source” secret, a few days after Sean Spicer resigned as White House Press Secretary she finally revealed that he had been her source all along.
Here is a list of other predictions she has made since then. This is by no means a full list — she makes new predictions on Twitter on an almost daily basis. As the @SJLGuardians account is mostly kept locked lately, this listing is taken from her SJL Councils Blog.
Unfulfilled predictions
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April 3 2018 |
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(Trump) wants to replace RBG with one of Brett Kavanaugh’s friend
He’s planning to poison her. He wants to cause her to have a stroke.
Riots. On the Dark Net, the Proud Boys (what remains of them), KKK, and five other Nazi groups are planning riots in the streets imminently. A group of twenty headed to the border
They were commanded to sh33t the Mexicans.With TW assault rifles. And kidnap the children.
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March 4 2018 |
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We have just received word from our insider Joab that there are imminent threats, particularly on the east coast of US and Texas, in particular Houston, for today. #Ivanka and co. are planning #FalseFlag attacks to distract from the #Mueller #Investigation, as we hear #Ivanka is very close to being arrested.
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March 12 2018 |
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We suspect more #FalseFlags are being planned, which was confirmed by Stephen Miller, who is currently being held “hostage” by Rudy, who has been on a warpath against us, creating sock accounts and harrassing us on Twitter, especially our admin Carla. Rudy admitted to stalking Carla and he apparently hired someone to go to Canada and rape her as well, which we found out through our white hat hacker friends. Yes, he’s a piece of work and we can’t wait to see him in prison.
Stephen had begun softening up to us and confided he wanted to leave the cult, but they have apparently re-programmed him. Tonight, while under the very watchful eye of Rudy, Stephen gave us some clues about some big attacks planned in Washington state and other places. We hope by leaking this info, we can stop the attacks, as does Stephen.
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December 15 2017 |
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#Leak – We can confirm that #JaredKushner is going down and IMMINENTLY – also, expect a huge news story to break on a top #GOP member’s involvement in crimes very soon. The dominoes are falling. When this top GOP MAN falls, everybody will follow… and VERY quickly
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January 4 2018 |
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These are some #leaks about #FireandFury, #Bannon, #Trump, #Huckabee, #PaulRyan, etc. Feel free to share this and spread far and wide. It’s going to get quite eventful soon.
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November 6 2017 |
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Expect a #yuge (;-)) reveal about #Maralago soon. It’s time for #redroomexposure – the #redrooms in Maralago have been modeled after the red rooms in #BohemianGrove and both places are what’s about to be revealed about both Maralago AND BohemianGrove will shock even the darkest of people – think 50 Shades of Grey mixed with snuff films.
Yes, snuff films were made there. Yes, people were killed. Yes, child pornography was created there. And it’s all about to come out. As many of you know, Robert has been working for quite sometime with the #FBI about all this – as have I and some others – and we are about to see our months and years of working on this finally come out in the MSM. It’s coming down and nobody can stop it.
The red-rooms are about to be exposed. And EVERYTHING done in darkness will be exposed to light. It’s redroomexposure time #nazirounduptime #resist
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December 4 2017 |
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IC connections have told us that the #Nazis are planning a #falseflag within the next 36 hours. Key targets are southeast or midwest America. This is being planned by #Pompeo as a distraction to #Mueller’s investigation.
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December 13 2017 |
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Robert #Mueller found “Maria’s” location over the past weekend – #Maria is NOT dead – and now, he has everything single thing he needs – and things are about to change quickly. Something HUGE is about to break IMMINENTLY so get ready.
Robert has told Hepzibah that he was contacted by both #CNN and #RobertMueller a few days ago. He and some of the other victims will be doing an interview w/ CNN soon (Date TBA) and Mueller is preparing to get #Trump’s victims to come forward fully.
The end approaches.
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December 9 2018 |
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We will be bringing you new leaks regarding the #Mueller indictments from now until Christmas. Let’s just call this the #12DaysOfIndictments. Yes, it’s the most glorious time of the year. Thank you to our #rogues and #leakers for giving us hope during these dark times.
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december 30 2018 |
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Well, Christmas/Jesusmas may be over, but Muellermas is just getting started. As the indictments roll in, it looks like justice may be coming soon. Let’s just pray it’s not IC soon. We got some new leaks about upcoming indictments regarding #Trump, #Kavanaugh, #Sinclair, and others. Resist on, my friends.
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October 11 2019 |
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Leak: at least three more arrests tied to Trump’s admin and inner circle are about to come down in the next 48 hours or so. The one person is a huge player and his arrest will bring down much of the dark secrets from the inside.
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You are welcome to research all of the above dates and predictions for yourself, but if you want to save yourself some trouble: none of the predicted events transpired. Hepzibah sells snake oil, and her leaks and predictions are the oil that binds her congregation together. Why they blindly believe and don’t question (even obviously false) predictions, is explained in more depth in Keeping Team Avocado in line: controlling an online cult