Parody time again--crossposted from Blog for America comments...
Kill-file!
Scrollin', scrollin', scrollin',
Scrollin', scrollin', scrollin',
Scrollin', scrollin', scrollin',
Scrollin', scrollin', scrollin',
Kill-file!!
...
They're postin', postin', postin',
Boggin' down our hostin'
Where're them Freepers movin'? Kill-file!
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just click and drag and can 'em
To all of them we're wavin' our goodbyes!
HQ's calculatin'
New software while we're waitin' -
be waitin' for another little while
(chorus)
Rate 'em down. Tie them up.
Bump 'em off, block 'em out,
Rate 'em down. Move 'em out - Kill-file!
Get 'em out. Let 'em in.
Let 'em in? Get 'em OUT!
Cut 'em off. Put 'em in... Kill-file!!!
They're Trollin' Trollin' Trollin'...
Data streams are swollen
Where're them Freepers movin'? Kill-file!
Get Center and get Crayon
Another blog to play on
Their stay on BFA I can't abide.
Howard Dean they're dissin'
They're contest's built 'round p!ssin'
I'm past the point where I can let it slide.
Rate 'em down. Tie them up.
Bump 'em off, block 'em out,
Rate 'em down. Move 'em out -
Kill-file!
Get 'em out. Let 'em in.
Let 'em in? Get 'em OUT!
Cut 'em off. Put 'em in...
Kill-file!!!
(musical interlude - Imagine a chase scene down a railroad track)
Rate 'em down. Tie them up.
Bump 'em off, block 'em out,
Rate 'em down. Move 'em out -
Kill-file!
Get 'em out. Stomp 'em down?
Scrape 'em off! Scoop 'em up.
Haul 'em out. Put 'em in...
Kill-file!!!
Scrollin', scrollin', scrollin',
Scrollin', scrollin', scrollin',
Scrollin', scrollin', scrollin',
Scrollin', scrollin', scrollin',
Kill-file!!
(Kill-file!)