I Miss You so much! What would you say about tonight’s Super Bowl?
Yes, my non-sports-fan ass watched the Super Bowl, mostly for the commercials, though I was seriously disappointed by them this year. And yes, I know a bit about American football. I know about touchdowns, QB sacks, runs, passes, defensive lines, offensive lines (Houston’s SUCKS!), off-sides calls, and rushing-calls. And I know that every single time I watch a football game. . . I MISS THE HELL OUT OF DADDY!
I miss you. Yeah, you made me think my name, LITERALLY, was, “Dumb Ass,” but I miss you, nonetheless!
I miss your knowledge and brilliance! I miss your tolerance, though rarely present. I just miss the hell out of you!
What would you, Daddy, have said about tonight’s game?
I’m thinking you would’ve (like I SCREAMED AT THE END) claimed that the Sea Hawks’ coach should be on his way out for calling such a stupid call. 2nd down and goal, and you fucking pass, risking a WHAAAAT? UGH!
You would’ve bet on the Patriots (he was a gambler), and I know you would’ve condemned the call of a pass in that instance.
Miss, and love you bunches, Daddy!
P.S. The whole #likeagirl ad, SHOULD’VE included “throwing like a girl” by THIS GIRL: http://www.latimes.com/...
(Daddy taught me to shoot/clean/respect guns, change tires, change oil, grill, and tons of other shit that people take for granted.)
And I know, Daddy, you’d have thought she was bad ass – which she is!
Miss you, Daddy! :(
EDIT: ADD PHOTO & NAME OF FEMALE LITTLE LEAGUE PITCHER!
LA Times"[Mo'Ne] Davis became the first female pitcher to throw a shutout in Little League World Series history when her Taney Dragons from Philadelphia defeated Nashville, 4-0. Before that, she threw a shutout in the Mid-Atlantic finals."