Levi wouldn't agree to marry Bristol on national television on November 3.
"Values voters" identified with Michelle Obama because she shops at Target.
Age discrimination.
Had to go with unknown actor as Joe the Plumber because Bruce Willis was unavailable.
Sabotage by Wall Street socialists.
In hindsight, should have picked Michele Bachman over Sarah Palin to really lock down the nutcase vote.
This tiki craze just comes around every couple years and people go wild for all things Hawaiian.
Low-information voters thought they were electing Dennis Haysbert.
Two words: Ralph Nader.
Pure nepotism -- you know he's related to Dick Cheney, right?
SOB played the hope card.