Should We All Cheer the Katrina Baby?

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Wednesday January 17, 2007 · 6:23 AM PST

2007/01/17 · 06:23

http://www.cnn.com/...

I am so steamed about this whole Katrina baby that was a frozen embryo rescued from the oncoming storm. They roll out these two white cajuns with their new baby and everyone in the newsroom downshifts into Purpose-driven life, bapti-speech. Ugh!

What is the real message here? If you're poor, black and living in the Ninth ward, the government lets you drown. But if you're a frozen white embryo in some hospital north of the Quarter then worry not fair one, We the People are on our way.

Take heed, all those who survived and are now living in poverty among the wreckage. If you want the government to help you, get yourself a cryo tank and when the next storm approaches, get in. Make sure and paint something like a Jesus fish on the side of the tank or slap an Anti-abortion bumper sticker on the lid. You'll be fine and how stunned the rescuers will be when you emerge from the tank not the GOP voting en utero WASP they thought they were risking their lives to save.

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