Arguably Foreign Looking Individual: Walking nonchalantly down a street in Phoenix
Arizona Officer of the Law: Approaches Arguably Foreign Looking Individual "Excuse me sir, can I see some proof that you are a United States citizen?"
Arguably Foreign Looking Individual: "What? Why?"
Arizona Officer of the Law: "Because I have reasonable suspicion that you are not a legal citizen."
Arguably Foreign Looking Individual: "Reasonable suspicion? That is horseradish! Explain yourself."
Arizona Officer of the Law: "You look suspiciously latino to me, and according to the new law recently signed by Gov. Jan Brewer, you are required to show proof of your citizenship."
Arguably Foreign Looking Individual: "I carry no such thing."
Arizona Officer of the Law: "Well then, I will now handcuff and escort you to the county jail."
(note: I have nothing against Arizona police-officers or Arizona as a state, this is a satirically hypothetical take on the new immigration law passed)
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