My cash is low, The math is bad
I've lost the best donors I had.
Debates give me free airtime now
with great aplomb, I make this vow
I will debate you in a car
I will debate you at a bar
I will debate you in the fall
I will debate you at the mall
I will debate you on the stump
I will debate you at the pump
Lincon-style if you admire
Even under sniper fire,
Bowling, flag pin, Hands on heart,
Reverand Wright, its ala carte!
I will debate you by a brook,
I will debate you while we cook
I will debate you here or there,
I will debate you anywhere
I will debate you, please say yes,
I'm desperate, I must confess.
Barack, oh please debate with me,
So I can get my free TV...