Everyone knows that the voting booth has been taken over by "inner-cities," unions, and "others." The only way to keep them from continuing their voter fraud is to MAKE SURE it never happens again. Here are my proposals to make this happen:
1.) The Constitution: The Founding Fathers' intent was that only an educated, land owning people were able to decide what was best for this nation. So, we need to repeal the amendments that allow voter fraud. From now on, only land-owning men can vote. If you really want to say what is what in this country, then you need to have a stake, and the only way to have stake is to actually own land.
2.) The "tax" solution: Since those who pay taxes are the only ones who really should be able to say how this country is run, we should allow more votes for more taxes paid. So, the people who pay a lot more taxes should get more votes.
3.) The Bulletin Board : There is no secure right to privacy in elections. Every person who votes should have their vote published in the newspaper so we can hold accountable all those who voted for the wrong people.
4.) Literacy Test This one is tricky, because activist judges have struck this down before, but why on Earth should we let people who have trouble reading vote? Apparently, the trick is to pass the law close enough to election time that the Judges can't take it away because it would be too hard to retrain the workers.
5.) Specific Voter ID Driver's Licenses can be faked. So can NRA cards. The only sure-fire way to make sure that people have the right ID is to have only a few people handle the process. Now, this might make a back-up in the number of voters who will have cards in time to vote, but that's why we bring in capitalism. The closer to the election we get, the more the demand will be, and the invisible hand will drive up the prices and keep people from making fake ID's.
These are the only ideas I can come up with at the time. Perhaps you guys could come up with more ideas in the comments?
Next time: My ideas on how to prevent Zombies from taking away all the guns. I know it hasn't happened, and "Science" says Zombies are impossible, but there is the CHANCE that it could happen, so we should put in some laws.
