BOISE - Lord and Savior Jesus H. Christ today announced new plans for Heaven's prayer service, as, starting Nov. 1, each Christian must pay a $75 per month "Listen to Your Prayers" Subscription fee.
"For too long now, we've allowed non-tithers to piggyback on true tithers," said Christ, 30-ish. " Now, you can still pray, but if you don't pay, we won't listen."
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