Armed embryos could protect themselves from abortion doctors and solve the abortion epidemic in America.
The logistics would be tricky, but once a girl becomes a woman, doctors could affix a holster and a gun to the inside of her uterus. If the woman ever becomes pregnant, the embryo would have resources with which to prevent removal.
We’d still have to figure out a way to train the baby to replace the gun in the holster before it makes its debut. However, if the gun comes out with the baby, doctors could put it back in the holster since everything would be dilated and all.
Once the baby was cleaned up and they put that cute knit cap on its head, they could issue it a newborn-sized side arm.
If I could figure out how to teach a uterus to use a gun, we could put an end to rape, as well. We’d have to put guns in uteruses much earlier, but a uterus has no trigger finger, and that’s the biggest problem…
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