(Washington) In a hastily called meeting, The League of Extra Ordinary Genital Men worked deep into the night crafting a bill to present to congress to do battle with a court ruling that overturned California’s Proposition 8 ban on same-sex marriage.
Genital Men leader, former Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich (R-GA), aka "The Professor", stated the need for a "Defense of Remarriage Act" to sanctify, if not justify, that "marriage is the union of one man and one woman."
After Gingrich’s statement, confusion reigned within The League regarding The Gay Threat and its affect on holy matrimony involving the union of one man and two or more younger, prettier women; one man and a second trophy wife; or in the case of married Senator John Ensign (R-NV), having sex with a married staff member while keeping her husband and son on the senator’s payroll; or in the case of Newt Gingrich, ditching his wife dying of cancer for another woman; or for John McCain, dumping a wife suffering severe and permanent injuries from an automobile accident for a younger, prettier, $100 million richer trophy wife, better known among The Genital Men as a Trifecta.
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