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I'm not surprised that Sen. David Vitter would have something to say about gay marriage becoming the law of the land. This is a guy who, after all, once called banning gay marriage the most important issue facing the nation once. And not even being outed as a massive, hooker loving, diaper-sporting hypocrite can stop him from voicing his disapproval to the sight of happy couples being joined together in wedded bliss. Or at least, using Twitter to be an asshole:
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised at this. You knew the die-hard opponents of gay marriage wouldn't go quietly into the night after yesterday's historic events. And you shouldn't be surprised to see the state in question, which, after all was perhaps the most stubbornly (and viciously violent) resister to the civil rights movement in the 50s and 60s. But still, this is still both amusing and ridiculous to behold:
Mississippi is considering pulling the plug on issuing marriage licenses altogether after the Supreme Court struck down bans on gay marriage Friday morning.
Not that we needed more poof, but this day's momentous events have really shown what a colossal piece of shit Ted Cruz is. We're all well aware of his "darkest 24-hours in American history" garbage on Sean Hannity's radio show, but he didn't stop there, oh no. No, Teddy has an answer for those dastardly, gay-loving traitors on the Supreme Court and while it's not forcing them to go on Obamacare or getting rid of them completely, it is, um, interesting. And by interesting, I mean utterly ridiculous:
Sometimes the headlines are enough.
I know. It's been a good day. A great day. But I think we deserve another chuckle, because this is just too good:
Poll 132 votes Show Results How good a day was this? Good Great Super Fabulous A big f__king deal Best. Day. Ever. Mmmmm, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy! Yummy! 132 votes Vote Now! How good a day was this? Good 6% 8 votes Great 5% 6 votes Super 5% 7 votes Fabulous 21 votes A big f__king deal 56 votes Best. Day. Ever. 19 votes Mmmmm, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy! Yummy! 15 votes
Quick one, but this is a real eye opener. It's just one poll, but if true, this is just fucking scary:
Poll 252 votes Show Results Do you think dinosaurs and man coexisted together? Yes When I was a kid maybe No Hell no Are you crazy? You mean Jurassic Park isn't a documentary? 252 votes Vote Now! Do you think dinosaurs and man coexisted together? Yes 8% 21 votes When I was a kid maybe 6% 15 votes No 8% 20 votes Hell no 65 votes Are you crazy? 87 votes You mean Jurassic Park isn't a documentary? 44 votes
You'd think Donald Trump might have realized that his shocking racist comments about Mexicans during the bad reality special that passed for his announcement speech might cause some blowback. But then, this is the Donald we're talking about. After all, he's made anti-Hispanic cracks before (like his Oscar night bitching when Birdman director Alejandro Iñárritu swiped those Oscars from American Sniper) and nothing much came of it. But this time, it's costing him and big time, as we all well know by now:
Oh, Lindsey. You just couldn't do it, could you? You just couldn't keep your "those Mideastern terrorists are coming to kill us all" obsessions at bay for just a little while. Even when, you know, a more homegrown terrorist committed a heinous atrocity in your own backyard. But don't worry. Lindsey found a way to combine the two.
Ted Cruz should probably rethink any future plans he has as a stand-up comedian, because humor clearly is not his thing. You would think that the blowback after his extremely poorly timed joke about Joe Biden in the wake of his son's death, he would have perhaps taken the hint not to make jokes about current events, but this is Ted we're talking about. Nope, Ted being Ted, here we go again:
Poll 115 votes Show Results Which of the 2016 GOP hopefuls has had the worst response to Charleston? JEB! Rick Perry Huckleberry Ted Cruz Rick Santorum Rand Paul Other They all suck 115 votes Vote Now! Which of the 2016 GOP hopefuls has had the worst response to Charleston? JEB! 2% 2 votes Rick Perry 4% 5 votes Huckleberry 1% 1 vote Ted Cruz 6% 7 votes Rick Santorum 3% 3 votes Rand Paul 1% 1 vote Other 2% 2 votes They all suck 94 votes
Well, at least one member of the seemingly endless GOP Clown Car Cavalcade of Cuckoo Craziness is not going to do it. And that's too bad, because this one, if he ran, was going to guarantee hilarity:
Quick one here, but someone should mention Jeb Bush's attempt at damage control after his "I would've invaded Iraq just like Georgie!" foot-in-mouth moment. (Likely because his surrogates were doing an even worse job then he was.) So Jeb flees to the comforting embrace of Sean Hannity to explain himself:
I'd like an explanation as to why Wal-Mart of all companies suddenly became a target for crazy right-wing conspiracy theories. We all know the Jade Helm-15 craziness, where Wal-Mart actually had to deny in public that their recently shuttered stores in Texas were being used as secret staging grounds (complete with mass underground tunnels!) for the pending military invasion of Texas. You'd think that'd be enough as far as whacky conspiracy theories go for any one company, but guess not, because here comes another one. And it's courtesy of our favorite "holy shit, how the fuck did this guy ever get elected to Congress" cuckoo-bananas crazy-man, Allen West.
Indiana Gov. Mike Pence is, as well all know, in trouble. A lot of trouble. Ever since he signed the "religious freedom" bill that opens the door to discrimination against gay customers, he has been dealing with a firestorm of public criticism and ridicule and, even more ominously, major business boycotts, cancellations and, perhaps most crippling of all, the prospect of sporting events avoiding Indiana like the plague in the wake of the law's passage. (In Indiana, a state where basketball is practically a religion unto itself, that prospect is especially harsh.) It's no wonder, then, that Pence is scrambling madly for cover and pledging to "clarify" things and assure people that Indiana is not a haven for bigots.
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