Hmm ... well, you can spin Super Tuesday six ways from sundown, but this is the way I see the race so far. Big States first: Florida, NO. New York, New Jersey, NO. California, with the help of all the king's men... NO. REJECTED!!!
"But he won, um, 5-6 caucuses in those Big Square States!" is a wascally weasel, and y'all know it. And Alaska only looks big if you're holding up a globe.
If this was the NFL football season, it would seem at present, Hangover Wednesday, that 'Bama is going to finish up about where Da Bears did. No, I don't know either. Somewhere in the middle of the LOSERS pack. Yes, OF COURSE he got more popular votes than Romulan-ney or Ol' Huckabeedle. Whoopee-do.
With all that AMAZING OPRAH MONEY, what strategic play did the 'Bama-ians choose? Oh -- they narrowly got JOE LIEBERMAN's state. Gosh! But like Lieberman's extended political life, the exception that proves the Rule. (Go, on, click the link for some more 'Bama bruisin' :)
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