Donald Trump's "hair" has become legendary among late night comedians and basically people of all ages and walks of life who enjoy admiring the Donald's lustrous locks. I do believe, however, that his unbroken and virtually unchallenged thirty year reign as the "King of the Combover" may be coming to an abrupt and tragic end.
Sheldon Adelson has already been warmly dubbed as the "Combover King" in Israel, and I believe he has serious designs on dethroning The Donald here in America as well. At this point, his momentum may well be unstoppable, but I wanted to give the Donald an opportunity to make one final stand on his own turf. Please note, for this one bout only, we are waiving the birth certificate requirement.
We all know that the Donald won't give up his hard earned crown without a fight, so without further ado, I present to you Donald Trump vs. Sheldon Adelson, Combover Cage Match!
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