Thought everyone might like a chuckle or two...
Joke 1: How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer below the fold.
Joke 2:
A teacher in a small Southern town asked her class how many of them are Republicans. Not really knowing what that meant, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all but one of the kids raised their hands.
The teacher asked Johnny "Why he has decided to be different?"
Johnny says, "I am a Democrat."
The teacher asked "why"?
Johnny said that "My father is a Democrat and my mother is a Democrat, so I am a Democrat".
The teacher was angry because this was the South. She wanted to teach Johnny a lesson. "What if your mother was a moron and your father was an idiot, what would that make you"?
Without even thinking Johnny said, "That would make me a Republican"!
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