Milk, of course! In politics, you'd be a fool to answer in any other way. And you certainly wouldn't answer, I don't know, perhaps ... New Belgium Ranger India Pale Ale! It's part of the dumbing down, or perhaps commonalization (if I may coin a term) that we expect of our candidates in modern elections. They can't dare stand out or be unique in some way, or God forbid have actual "personality!" No, we expect wholesome, average, safe candidates. You know, the kind that we can go have a beer... er, excuse me, milk with. Out on the campaign trail, we are asked these kind of questions all the time and we are expected to come up with answers that will please, or at least not offend, as many people as possible. What's the correct answer? Let's explore this phenomenon down below the orange slinky.
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