Little Johnny came home from school one day and his father asked, "what did you learn in school today Johnny?" "Well", Johnny replied, "the teacher is trying to teach us the difference between, potential and reality, but I am having a hard time trying to learn the difference." His Dad then said, " Well Johnny, I'll give you a little assignment that should help you out. Go to your sister, your mom and your brother and ask each one of them if they would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks." "Ok" Johnny replied. So he dutifully went off on his assignment. First he approached his sister. "Hey sis, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks?" The sister shot back, "Sure I would, I mean he is gorgeous no problem." Then he went to his mom. "Mom," Johnny said cautiously , "would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks?" "Well son, your Dad and I have been married for 30 years and I never cheated on him once but a million dollars could really help this family out, so I guess I would." Then finally he went to his brother and said, "Hey bro , would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks?" At first his brother said, "What the hell is the matter with you? Do you think I am some kind of queer or something?" then he thought about it for a bit. "You know, I could get a lot of stuff with a million bucks, Ok I would do it once."
So Johnny went back to his dad and his dad said, "Well what did they say?" Johnny replied, "Well they all said yes but I don't understand how this helps me distinguish between potential and reality!" Then Johnny's dad sighed, "Well son, let me put it to you this way Potentially we are multi-millionaires....the Reality is, we live with two prostitutes and a homosexual."
The potential and reality of the Hillary Clinton campaign after the orange punch line....
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