My fellow Daily Kos denizens, I have finally seen the light.
I have come to realize that, much as the thought of the sin is as bad as the sin itself, I have become an accomplice to many crimes against humanity. This revelation has come with the help of a few dedicated Kosintologists.
The time to restore the dignity of this blog is NOW!
I therefore call upon all Proper Thinking Kossians to immediately engage in effort to purge ourselves of these snarkers and restore the dignity and righteousness of our blog.
(More below the flip-off)
As a service to those who would join me in this noble effort I present to you this guide:
Forbidden words:
Rape
Prison Rape (distinguished from the above by its particular heinousness)
Freeper (by suggestion of Brother "BFG of Democratic Values" Obama, and his injunction against name calling our opponents)
Wingnut (Ibid.)
Troll (Ibid.)
Fuck
Shit
Piss
Cocksucker
Motherfucker and
Snark (for clarification, and to maintain the integrity of this guide, this rule only applies to anything posted past this diary)
Any comments that contain these words must immediately be troll-rated without hesitation. For any users that are unable to engage in troll-rating, have faith and patience. It will take time, but our downrating efforts will eventually remove the TU status of the unworthy, and establish a new regime of True and Pure Kossack TUs. We shall overcome.
Your resolution must never falter. No argument must lead you astray. Never listen when they tell you that snarkers and the kosimals have a common interest....we must not come to resemble them...No kosimal must ever write a snark or comment with a snark, or wear clothes, or drink alcohol, or smoke tobacco, or touch snark, or engage a snarker in dialogue.
Enemies List:
Kos (AKA Markos AKA The Blogfather)
Armando (AKA Screw you Armando)
Bill in Portland Maine (AKA BiPM, well known for his subversize gang of Cheers and Jeers Irregulars)
Aabshier (Cheers and Jeers No. 2 man)
Bobs and Bobettes (Cheers and Jeers No. 2 men and women)
Maryscott O'Connor (AKA MSOC AKA the most attractive Leftist in the world!!!)
Pastordan ("Priest" who is known to swear with some frequency and use "blue" humor)
Ari Mistral (known prison rape humorist)
Shermanesq (Known snark supporter)
Philly Gal (see above)
Pben (see 2 above)
Eddie Haskell (because he gave me a "3" on a Colts comment, and see 3 above)
Ogre (by personal request)
Dood Abides (because I'm afraid of "x" factors)
The above must be immediately troll/downrated, regardless of content, this may require subscription.
The Progressives are victorious on all fronts.