Kossacks,
Please deposit all your Bush jokes in the plastic tray so they can be examined for hazardous or subversive contents or items that could be used to skewer the President.
I'll set the ball rolling with one I heard today.
President Bush recently went to a primary school in Macon, Georgia to talk about the world. After his talk, he asked if the children had any questions. One little boy put up his hand, and the president asked him his name.
- Mr. President, my name is Timmy, and I have three questions.
Whatever happened to the weapons of mass destruction?
Why did you give a tax break to the super wealthy?
And did you really steal votes to win your elections?
Just then the bell rang for recess. President Bush sighed with relief and told the kids they could ask more questions after recess.
When they came back, the President said "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, Q & A. Who has a question?"
A different little boy put his hand up.
- Yes, in the front row, what's your name?
- Mr. President, my name is Jimmy, and I just have two questions.
The President took an even bigger sigh of relief. It couldn't be as bad as that kid with three questions. Even reporters never ask questions that tough. "Yes, Jimmy?"
- My questions are: why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early today? And where did those men in sunglasses take Timmy?