I Missed This Etan Thomas Gem; Did You?
Fri Sep 30, 2005 at 11:27:18 AM PDT
I have to admit, I was very busy last weekend. I had friends in town and went to two great concerts (Green Day and Audioslave), and thus had to miss our monthly meeting of Bay Area Kossacks.
I also missed most of the news coverage of the D.C. rally (was there much?), with the few minutes of TV I caught focused entirely on Hurricane Rita.
But this morning I happened to stumble upon a speech basketball player Etan Thomas gave at the protest on Saturday that is a riveting call to arms.
(For those of you who aren't sports fans, Etan Thomas, out of Syracuse, is the
backup center for Brendan Haywood on the Washington Wizards.)

In his address Thomas spoke like a seasoned beat poet, elaborating on a wide variety of issues from social injustice to poverty to racism to the war -- while calling out individual members of the Bush cadre by name:
I'd like to take some of these cats on a field trip. I want to get big yellow buses with no air conditioner and no seatbelts and round up Bill O'Reilly, Pat Buchanan, Trent Lott, Sean Hannity, Dick Cheney, Jeb Bush, Bush Jr. and Bush Sr., John Ashcroft, Giuliani, Ed Gillespie, Katherine Harris, that little bow-tied Tucker Carlson and any other right-wing conservative Republicans I can think of and take them all on a trip to the 'hood.
Not to do no 30-minute documentary. I mean, I want to drop them off and leave them there. Let them become one with the other side of the tracks, get them four mouths to feed and no welfare, have scare tactics run through them like a laxative, criticizing them for needing assistance.
He then gets brilliantly policy-specific:
I'd let them know how it feels to be an employee at will, able to be fired at the drop of a hat. I'd take away their opportunities, then try their children as adults, sending their 13-year-old babies to life in prison.
I'd sell them dreams of hopelessness while spoon-feeding their young with a daily dose of inferior education. I'd tell them no child shall be left behind, then take more money out of their schools, tell them to show and prove themselves on standardized exams testing their knowledge on things that they haven't been taught and then I'd call them inferior.
I'd soak into their interior notions of endless possibilities. I'd paint pictures of assisted productivity if they only agreed to be all they can be, dress them up with fatigues and boots with promises of pots of gold at the end of rainbows, free education to waste terrain on those who finish their bid.
And of course he doesn't leave out the hypocrisy:
I'd feed them hypocritical lines of being pro-life as the only Christian way to be. Then, very contradictory, I'd fight for the spread of the death penalty, as if "thou shall not kill" applies to babies but not to criminals.
Then I'd introduce them to those sworn to protect and serve, creating a curb in their trust in the law. I'd show them the nightsticks and plungers, the pepper spray and stun guns, the mace and magnums that they'd soon become acquainted with.
I was shocked that a professional athlete in a major league would be so outspoken; Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling was decidedly "soft" in his support of our lame duck. Thomas gives me hope that the tide is indeed turning on this ship of fools.
I recommend checking out both the transcript and the video. You will be electrified.