Just Like a Felon with apologies to Bob Dylan
(sung to the tune of Just Like a Woman)
Nobody feels any shame
Tonight is just last nights news again
But to clean up all this mess
The nation will be blessed
When Tom's in prison just like all the rest
Then he'll wash johns just like a felon
And he'll queue up just like a felon
And he'll stamp plates just like a felon
But he'll sqeal just like a little punk
Iran tests super cavitating torpedos
with apologies to Mary Poppins
Super duper cavitating untersee torpedos
Can make the US Navy feel like they are wearing speedos
Iranians can say "We control the Hormuz"
With our Super cavitating untersee torpedos