Shout out and my bad to Shaggy
(Yo man) Yo
(Open up man) What do you want man?
(My Lieb just caught me)
You let him catch you?
(I don't know how I let this happen)
With what?
(The site next door, you know?) Man...
(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you
(Alright)
Joementum came in and he caught me red-handed
Messing with his site next door
Picture this we were denying service
Bitbucket on Diebold floor
How could I forget
That I had given him an extra key
All this time he was standing there
He never took his eyes off me
How you can grant the Joe access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you code on your pillow
You better watch your back before Lieb turn into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the media
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If he say you're not, convince him say you're gay
Never admit to a word when Joe makes a claim
And you tell him baby no way
But Joe caught me hacking his counter
( wasn't me)
Saw me coding on the sofa
( wasn't me)
I even blog in the shower
( wasn't me)
Joe even caught me on camera
( wasn't me)
Lieb saw the hex on MS Explorer
( wasn't me)
Saw the screen from the ISP provider
( wasn't me)
Heard the screams getting louder
( wasn't me)
He stayed until it was over
Bill O'Reily came in and he caught me red-handed
Creeping with Ann Coulter next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked loufah on the bathroom floor
I had tried to keep him from what he was about to see
Why should he believe me when I told him it wasn't me
But Joe caught me hacking his counter
( wasn't me)
Saw me coding on the sofa
( wasn't me)
I even blog in the shower
( wasn't me)
Joe even caught me on camera
( wasn't me)
Lieb saw the hex on MS Explorer
( wasn't me)
Saw the screen from the ISP provider
( wasn't me)
Heard the screams getting louder
( wasn't me)
He stayed until it was over
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