Note: The first installment in this series was posted Thursday evening, under the title "Excerpted Scenes from ABC's Path to 911". Despite my best efforts to maintain the flavor of delicious deception as propagated by ABC and the Bush White House via my misleading diary title, that's still evidently not good enough for you people. So. For the second installment, I have chosen to re-name my series. (Because revision is what it's all about, right???) It is now entitled "Fuckwit and the Talking Sandwich". Dunno, just seems more colorful than my original headline. (The first series of cartoons are re-posted here in full, for continuity).
Yeah, it's true.
I've seen it.
And it's a wowzer.
I shit thee not, I've got a bootleg copy of ABC's "Path to 911".
Now, some of y'all have asked me how I managed to get my hands on this hot property. Sure, I could tell you -- but then I would have to kill you. (Or at least hit you over the head with a hyperbolically big cartoon hammer, and believe me you'll see stars n' shit, mofo.) Let's just say, that when Misters Rove and Bush assembled their Wylie E. Coyote-brand propaganda catapult, though all the catapulted copies of the DVD went right over the cartoon-y heads of Clinton, Berger, and Albright, and into the hands of Rush & company, well, this lil' illustrative blogger was sub rosa in NutWorld, and I reached my scribbly cartoon hand above the fray and caught me a flaming disc-full of Historlarious Truthiness.
But ya know what? And I know this is gonna hurt, folks. But I cannot tell a lie.
The movie is accurate.
Damn accurate.
I know what you're thinking. An absolutely ginormous white bubble just billowed over your bloggy head that shouts "NooO0OooO0Ooo...!!!!" straight into the next panel in the comic strip of your life.
God knows, I went into it with the same misconceptions; the ol' angry leftist sneeringly dismissive attitude of "Gee, looks like September is the new October!".
But I was wrong.
My misguided notions vanished into thin air quicker than if you'd stuffed `em in a coffin and draped a flag over `em.
Ya see, these people are good. They can make truth happen.
I defy you to find any detail herein that is unrealistic.
And as far as exploiting tragedy, I feel that the producers make up for it in docupropagandaliciousness. Everything in life is a trade-off. You purity-mavens need to understand that.
So. I will hereby attempt to re-create ABC's "Path to 911" for you in words and pictures, but you must promise not to let the nutters know that we now have access to the real story behind the fake story behind the truth.
Let's go flirt with winged pigs, shall we...?
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WATCH THIS SPACE -- Depending on what actually occurs Sunday Night in TeeVee-Land, there may be yet another finale to this blog-cast ! (Because with Bushco, life is always a nail-biting cliff-hanger!).......