That's right, all you NYBri Hater Jerks (he said in Imussian fashion), I'm going to be in DC on April 17. Yeah, that's right! And I'm calling you out!
I DARE YOU...no I DOUBLE DARE you to show your liberal faces and PROVE you can take it. HEY, I'm talking to all you east coast Kossacks.
That's right, I'm going to be there along with some pretty tough government types to do my part to make the YearlyKos Convention a big frickin' hit. Now...are you going to do your part, you left of center bbbbbbbblllllllllloooooggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssss?
And who will be attending with me? Check this out...
That's right. Gina "Big Pooh Bah" Cooper who runs the entire YearlyKos event! You don't want to disappoint her, or she'll hunt you down like a dog. She has been traveling all over the country holding events, organizing, raising money, talking her butt off and generally ruining her life so all of you can have a kickin' event in ChiTown in August...and she's mean and lookin' for a reason to do some hurt. Let it not be you, so you better show up.
Appearing in the picture is what is left of poor Nolan Treadway. You see, he didn't show up at an event in NYC and Pooh Bah did him in...all that's left of him is his skin stretched over some cardboard....and the hunter is toasting to her prey. Cold, she's ruthless and cold.
And who else will be there?
Who you see on the left is Sen. Russ "I'm the Baddest Cat on the Senate Floor" Feingold, and you had better believe his handle. He's been taking on the rabid right for years and he's a bit testy. Don't let that friendly smile fool you. Last time I didn't show at one of his events, he came banging at my door and when I answered I was one sorry dude. He filibustered for a week and a half! Talk about some damage. Believe it first hand, you don't want any piece of that action.
Russ is gonna be there and if you're a no show there is no place for you to hide...inside or outside of Wisconsin. He wants to bring the troops home (which is great), but he'll send them looking for you if you decide that sitting home blogging is a better use of your time.
Yes, I've got MORE BACK-UP
John HALL Jerry MCNERNEY Brad MILLER
Yes...There will be REPRESENTATIVES in the house!
These guys DON'T mess around. A quick look at what they did to the Republicans during the first 100 hours this year will tell you that they are in a veto-proof mood and would just as soon kill your ammendments in committee as look at you. SO DON'T TAKE ANY CHANCES.
HERE ARE THE DETAILS !!!!!!
I'll be there. I'm protecting my butt. How about yours? Me and my kickin' crew want a piece of you if you dare not to show. Fess up in the comments and tell me it you're chicken enough to be there.
Don't say I didn't warn you.