Welcome everyone to the Miss Republican President Contest! Last Years winner was also the talent contest winner:
Yabba dabba doo! We'll... have... a ...gay-o... time!
O.K Girlz...line up.... snap snap snap
Action!
Lights!
Camera!
This years Host of the 100th annual Miss Republican President Contest is Mr Pageant promoter himself...Donald Trump!
Clap! Clap! Clap!
"So Miss Julie Annie do you expect to capture the evangelical vote this year?
Yes Dahling...it's not true what they say...Democrats do NOT have more fun!
We 're all about Focusing on the Family... This year I'll be singing "That Old Rugged Cross Dresser" in the talent competition.
I never did congratulate you for your upset in 2000. Congrats Miss Arbusto...I just,just love you!
And the winner of the swimsuit competition is
And this year's Miss Congeniality
O.K. all you queens!!!
That wraps up this years show...
Stay tuned for the crowning ceremonies next year... in Minneapolis for the Miss Republican President Pride Contest! Yeah !!!
I'd like to thank our sponsors...Shell, Exxon and Halliburton and too many others to name... This has been the most amazing six years of my life. I'm gonna miss my crown....sob...