I've got two cats. One male. One female. They are my first pets, even though I'm in retirement age. I've had them for 5 years. Pookie, the female and Muddy, the male.
I've had Muddy since he was a kitten, and rescued Pookie from the Humane Society as a very young cat. They are typical cats. Unique personalities.
Indepedent. Gorgeous.
So, that's the back story. I need help from my cat loving friends, however, here at dkos because I think I am having sex with my cat. But I'm not sure.
It all started when I brought Muddy home from his "operation". He was still under the effects of the anesthesia and was very eager to play but didn't have complete control of his limbs. This was incredibly entertaining. As if a kitten isn't cute enough, one under the influence of really good drugs is impossibly cute.
He stumbled around a bit and acted in all ways adorable, and then he spotted a stuffed monkey that was lying on the floor. Muddy laid down next to the monkey and started "making the biscuits", wherein he would knead, in a very earnest manner the body of the monkey. I laid down next to Muddy and his monkey and rubbed Muddy's tummy. This delighted my cat, though the monkey was indifferent. Muddy was totally mesmerized and we laid there rubbing tummies and "making the biscuits" for at least 25 minutes, until Muddy fell asleep. Nice little bonding.
Since then at least twice a week I have to rub my Muddy buddy's tummy while he makes an extraordinarily focused clawing of a rather raggedy old monkey. I don't mind. And he seems to like it a lot. But I'm beginning to wonder.... is he really getting off on this.... you know.... sexually?
Am I having sex with my cat? Not that I'd stop, but I'm just wondering.