Like many of you I get regular e-mails from my right wing kin. In fact, I will be sharing some dandies in a future diary. However, it is obvious that the e-mail I received today requires serious attention from our side.
It is a parody of the Democratic Convention schedule. There are similar such things available about the Republicans, but the one's I'm finding are out of date as to many names, and some issues.
With all the wit, wisdom and talent around here we can surely do better. We must do better - our honor is at stake!
Come on Kossacks - show your stuff!
SCHEDULE FOR 2008 DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION
7:00 p.m. Opening flag burning
7:15 p.m. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations
7:30 pm. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30-8:00 p.m. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
8:00 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:05 p.m. Ceremonial tree hugging
8:15-8:30 p.m. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank presiding
8:30 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:35 p.m. Free The Al-Queda 8 Rally: Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon
8:45 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:00 p.m. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender," French President, Jacques Chirac
9:15 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:20 p.m. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund
9:30 p.m. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn
9:40 p.m. Why I hate the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
9:45 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 p.m. Dan Rather receives "Truth in Broadcasting" award,presented by Michael Moore
9:55 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 p.m. Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers," by Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell
10:30 p.m. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Mahmud Ahnadinejad
11:00 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 p.m. Al Gore reinvents the Internet
11:15 p.m. "Our Troops are War Criminals" presented by John Kerry
11:30 p.m. Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton
12:00 a.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 a.m. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home