HEY YOU PEOPLE! What the heck is going on up there in Chicago? Did you all forget your laptops?? There are 500,000 of us out here who want-- nay NEED! -- to know every single thing that's happening at yK2!!
It's Friday, oops, Thursday already. Some of you have been there for days. C'mon, we're dying out here! Look, we're SORRY we couldn't make the conference this year. Really, we are! And we're envious --- dripping green envy here -- that you're there and we aren't. But Lordhavemercy, send us some NEWS. Send us some GOSSIP! What's the haps? Whom have you met? Did you see jotter yet? Is Armando there? Did mcjoan get her own table placard yet? Have you met Bob Johnson and did he ride his bike to the McCormack Center? How was the Cubs game? Have you run into Markos yet? Did you see the new baby? Who have you hugged? Does this outfit make me look fat?
Send us some pictures! Send us something, for cryin' out loud!
Use this diary to fill us in or write your own. But WRITE, dammit, or we're sending Mike Stark to your hotel room with placards!
Last year's unofficial tin-foil hat workshop:
And here I sit, all alone and forlorn, missing you all.
Love,
Eddie
Pea Ess: I hear it's hot in Chicago. Oh, look! It's actually cooler in New Orleans! Fancy that.