In which I present a facetious, hopefully jocular, intended-to-be amusing, snapshot of the state of the various Rethuglican primary contenders for the 2008 Presidential elections...
To the tune of Camptown Races:
White Haus racetrack two year long,
Oh-Do-Daa-Day;
I placed my money on a fine Dem horse,
The rethugs just lost their way !!!
Coming round the corner, in the lead......is Undecided !!!
Followed closely by....Unspeakable ! Unspeakable barely a
head behind Undecided, but Undecided keeping the lead !
A length behind Unspeakable, is Undeclared ! Undeclared
closing rapidly, with two furlongs left, its a toss up between
Unspeakable and Undeclared for second place !
And......bringing up the rear, many lengths behind, and dropping
behind further.....the Undead.