I would now like to share with you, valued potential reader, some statements that I think everyone will agree with. Failing that, your implied agreement, (implied agreement meaning that you have read this far and now have agreed to everything that is written within this diary. I know, I know, you're waiting for the other half of the parenthesis to finish this off hand explanation of your, now, legal agreement to agree with everything in this diary) I think that the following statements will be at least ones you have made at some point in your life. If you disagree, please post your disagreements in the agreed upon fashion.
The statements I have made will be revealed to you, if you would be so kind as to click on one of the seemingly random buttons they have at this site. Good luck!
These statements will hit you like a ton of foam bricks. You have been warned.
My dad can beat up your dad!
I believe that murder is wrong!
Hate the hater!
George W. Bush is the worst President, ever!
Cheney is hiding behind executive privilege even though he claims he's not part of the Executive Branch! What a disingenuous douchebag!
Eat it, ya capitalist weasel!
No, no, it was I who libeled you.
Please continue, it's so rare that one gets to hear your particularly refreshing brand of blather.
So, you've entered a contract with this diarist on this web site and you would like to challenge it in a court of law. Failing that, you may contest it in the comments section.
Last night...well...so...whatcha think?...ah, I see. Oh. Well, I guess I'll just go then.
Fuck y'all, all y'all!
Don't take this personally, (then commence with the rest of what you want to say to the person your addressing that will most definitely take what you say personally).
When you put it that way, I cannot see a reason why we shouldn't have monkey butlers.
I'm all out of all things we can all agree with or have probably said at one point in our lives.
I am so sorry.
I'm sure there are more statements we can agree on, but all the other statements I had prepared for this diary was placed in a bill that called for a time line for troop withdrawal...