...to paraphrase the great John Prine.
From Wapo/Reuters:
OVERLAND PARK, Kansas (Reuters) - A Kansas military cemetery has run out of space after the burial of another casualty of the Iraq war, officials said on Thursday.
"We are full," said Alison Kohler, spokeswoman for the Fort Riley U.S. Army post, home of the 1st Infantry Division.
But not to worry. Kansas' two Republican Senators, Sam Brownback and Pat Roberts, are on the job to support the troops, both dead and pre-dead. They want a new military cemetery built pronto!
"We truly owe our military members a debt of gratitude and the least we can do is provide them with an honorable burial ground," the senators wrote.
The very least we can do! And if all else fails, we can fall back on good old heartland ingenuity:
Fort Riley can bury bodies on top of other bodies if family members want to share a plot, said Kohler.
'Nuff said.