Last night I woke up in the middle of the night having dreamt I was a superdelegate. Somewhat surprisingly, it was not all that much fun. It was an anxious time, trying to make sure my candidate won. The best thing was they gave all the superdelegates these cool wizard-like staffs.
In any case, it made me think that I’ve been spending too much time on politics and inspired this top ten list.
- You have set Daily Kos as your homepage on all three web browsers (Firefox, Internet Explorer, and Netscape).
- You can give a detailed explanation as to exactly how democratic delegates are awarded in Texas. You are disappointed no one has asked you to do so.
- You find yourself rapidly minimizing your Daily Kos browser page several times a day, both at work and at home, in an effort to hide your frequency of use from your spouse and your co-workers.
- For the third straight evening you unsuccessfully try to turn the dinner conversation to obscure provisions of FISA.
- You will have difficulty paying the rent unless your primary bets on Intrade pay off.
- You regularly check Daily Kos more than 4 times a day.
- You can name every single Daily Kos editor-at-large but can’t name more than one of your kids’ teachers at school.
- You have sent over 20 YouTube links on politics but none on music or anything else.
- You would rather have a diary on the recommended list than a promotion at work.
- You wake up in the middle of the night having dreamt you were a superdelegate!
Please feel free to make any suggestions for additions and deletions. I will edit the list and repost if you come up with some good ones!