As US Magazine, home to pundits and wonks alike, is now reporting, Barak Obama refused to answerits reporter's question during a recent interview:
US: So, boxers or briefs? Bill Clinton said he wore boxers in a 1992 interview with MTV.
OBAMA: I don't answer those humiliating questions. (emphasis mine)
What is he hiding? Could it be that he goes commando, contrary to his stance on the war? Could it be that he wears boxers, and wants to distance himself from the previous Clinton administration's policy on this issue? Is he trying not to seem too tight with whitey in his tighty whities?
Obama goes on to say, later:
But whichever one it is, I look good in 'em!
Oh, really, senator? And we're just supposed to take your word for it? You will be getting a call from fact-check.org! I hope, for the sake of Freedom, Democracy, and most importantly, for the children, that you choose to be more forthright with them than with the people at Us Magazine!
Senator Obama, America has a right to know!