I'm so frigging depressed. Why can't Hunter magically appear with one of his righteous rants to cheer me and everyone else up.
This isn't really much of a diary but maybe if enough people comment or engage in a good old fashioned group chant of Hunter! Hunter! Hunter! he'll appear out of the ethereal electrical meta-void.
Come on Hunter, where you been bud? Between the FISA Kabuki Theatre, the never ending poo flinging contest that is the DKos Democratic Primary Wars, The Darkening Wars, The HRC is a Monster Faux Pas, Texas shading blue, or even "his-bad-ol-self-the-Mavrick-y one" locking up the GOP nom, there seems to be enough adequate material for you to cut loose on.
I'm starting to turn to alcohol and gambling to fill the void. I for one need to see a screed or two from you once a week otherwise I start getting all tense and twitchy and shit. I'm pretty sure I've developed a nervous tick. C'mon Hunter let it loose. Please come back. We need you now more than evar.
Hunter!
Hunter!
Hunter!
Hunter!
Hunter!