Seriously!
Let's start a fund called the "Virtual Hillary Clinton Presidency Project"
We'll call Spielberg, Lucas, Michael Bay, Aaron Sorkin and the Wachowski Brothers build Hillary an exact replica of the Oval Office, with the exact same type desk, Prez seal, etc, etc.
We can create an entire replica of White House activities for her to manage and simulate crises for her as well. (Obviously the Wachowski brothers would be ideal for this)*
We'll get her a secretary (a sassy redhead, natch) who'll answer the phone "Hillary Clinton's White House, you got a problem with that??"
We'll get her a full battery of faxes, computers, phones and all that stuff. It'll all be hooked up to a bunch of guys at a data center, one of whom is able to do voice impressions a la Rich Little. He'll be several different people, including Putin, Kim Jong, Sarkozy, Merkel, Oprah, and whoever happens to be in charge of..of..that big ol' country to the north of us. On second thought, hell, since when do we ever need to talk to them?($1 to South Park)
We'll get some out of work actors to surround her and be her advisors, assistants, publicists, secret service, etc. (Job Creation!)
Every six months we'll send somebody from 60 Minutes to go to the, uh, "White House" and interview her. The cameras and audio guys can be a couple of street people. It's not like the equipment will actually be on or anything.
We'll send her around to schools and union halls making speeches and all that kind of stuff. Sure the kids will be confused as to who this crazy lady is talking about being president, but we'll have the teachers explain it to them afterwords.
We'll get an old B-52 bomber, paint a seal and presto! Air Force One ready to take HRH HRC anywhere in the world. On trips to Bosnia, we'll have "snipers" fire blanks at her. That kind of thing seems to make her happy.
We'll have someone at the WaPo and NYT make up special newspapers for us. Everywhere it mentions "Barack Obama" we'll have them sub "Hillary Clinton"
Any TV broadcasts she watches will be pre-recorded and technically altered to do the same. We'll have that same voice impressionist guy I just mentioned copy the voices of Charlie Gibson and Brian Williams and we'll slip in a "Hillary Clinton" everywhere they normally say "Barack Obama". And we'll slip in a photo of her where an Obama picture would normally be. (And let's be kind here people, let's use a 1992 photo, not something recent taken after she's been up for 40 hours straight. :)
And the best part about all this? She doesn't have to surrender after 2 terms! She can be "president" for life!
*Yes, I realize this is all profoundly ridiculous. But does anyone else have any better id3as?"