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There's no question that Steve needs to step up here and answer these charges. His BIGGEST fan, Meryl Vladimir, is totally trying to pass himself off as a true Democrat.
This was once a a noble party of true Patriots. And you - STEVE - have made a mockery of this party's once noble true patriotism. It has been well documented, and there is irrefutable "proof" about "cowardice" from "liberals".
I'm sick of your attitude Steve. You are a socialist coward. Colonel Bob Pappas told me so, personally. He raises bees and he is gracious enough to comunicate with those bees.
I expect you to get your act together, Steve.
Best,
Colonel Robert Q. Pappas
Dear Colonel,
First of all, you are way off the mark on Steve. He is awesome and courageous. It has been said that I'm a big fan, and there's a good reason for that. Yesterday at the BBQ, Steve went outside in the lightning storm to get the flag out of the rain. Steve is a true patriot and a true Democrat. Did you know he keeps a photo of Harry Truman in his wallet? I did.
While it is true that Steve has had difficulty keeping pace with your gracious correspondence, you should know that June and July are the busiest months in the beekeeping industry. Speaking on behalf of Steve, please take it easy on him. He is not intimidated or frustrated but simply has not had time to go over your irrefutable proof.
In closing, I would like to point out that Steve is a really good guy. He helped me move into my apartment two years ago and watched my cat while I spent that week in Grand Rapids. No one else would do that. Steve is the only one would do that. Steve is just the best.
Sincerely,
Meryl Vladimir