Well, I figured I'd be fair and see what the thugs are doing tonight. I'm watching it via CNN live feed so I guess I'm getting it devoid of pundits and commercial cuts. It's like I'm really there!!
So anyway, it's got me seriously wondering if there is anyone at the convention or sitting at home saying, "My god, is this all the excitement our party can muster?"
Here's a synopsis...
Not Necessary in this order...
Cheesy Elevator-Jazz cover band.
Creepy moments where the audience is told to stand still for long periods time. The crowd was notified the producers were taking a 360 degree panoramic picture of the crowd which is to be available online for those who wish to purchase. They were all asked to stand perfectly still for two minutes while the camera did it's magic. There was a bit of confusion in the crowd and random shouts of "don't move!" were audible.
A serious under-use of the biggest, baddest monitor I've ever seen. So far it's sole purpose is to run powerpoint presentations.
An operatic performance of the star spangled banner. I'm not saying it was bad, but I did realize midway through that my window was wide open. The dude had a pretty good voice, but the window was subsequently closed.
The most disingenuis opening speech I've ever heard. Some Senator I think. I don't follow politics that close.
Foster children are getting pimped more than ever in current history. I sincerely hope it helps them.
White people. Everywhere.
An opening Powerpoint show listing all republican officials that have died in the past few years. I had no idea there were hundreds.... The presentation was clearly rushed, and it ended up being another creepy long silence.
Country, Opera, Elevator Music, Inspirational, Christian, Teeny-Pop, and finally, ACDC blast from the speakers. I fear they have discovered a secret combination of bad music that actually lulls people into supporting them. Look for zombies in your streets.
OK, back to burning my eyes. Wish me luck!